Welcome to The Questors Theatre in Ealing, London

Here you can watch new and popular plays every week. We deliver a full season of professional-quality productions and provide a performance venue for touring theatre companies. Anyone can get involved; become a Questors member and take part in everything from acting and directing to lighting, front of house and stage design. We also deliver theatre training for all ages; find out about our Academy and Youth Theatre.

There are lots of reasons to discover The Questors:
  • You'll enjoy our theatre. We perform in our own high-quality theatre venue - with our 350-seat Judi Dench Playhouse & 90-seat Studio theatre.You'll enjoy our plays. Every year we stage a season of 15-20 plays, from modern dramas & comedies to classics of British & world theatre.
  • You'll enjoy our high quality. We're a member of the Society of Independent Theatres & one of the biggest drama groups in London. 
  • You'll enjoy our friendliness. Our front of house team are all Questors members. Our Grapevine bar features in the Good Beer Guide & is recognised by CAMRA.

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The Questors present

The Lying Kind

18 Dec - 31 Dec 15 | In the Studio

The Lying Kind
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The Questors present

The Lying Kind

by Anthony Neilson

Hilarious knockabout, black-comedy farce

 
It's Christmas Eve and Constables Blunt and Gobbel are about to finish their shift. But they have one last job: to tell an old couple that their daughter has been killed in a car crash.

Fearing the shock will kill the old people, the two coppers can't bring themselves to come to the point, and then proceed to miss it entirely, in a mess of epic proportions.

The consequent mayhem involves an angry female vigilante, a dead dog, a de-trousered vicar and two women called Carol.

The Lying Kind is a hilarious, knock-about farce, and makes the perfect "antidote" to Christmas.

Suitable for ages 14+
Contains offensive language


Click here to download a PDF flyer from our Downloads page (opens in a new tab).
£14 (£12 conc, £7 under-16/student), final Fri/Sat £17 (£14 conc, £9 under-16/student)
Bargain Tickets only £7 on 18 December

Box Office

18-19, 21-23, 28-31 December at 7.45pm; 20 & 27 December at 2.30pm

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