Welcome to The Questors Theatre in Ealing, London

Here you can watch new and popular plays every week. We deliver a full season of professional-quality productions and provide a performance venue for touring theatre companies. Anyone can get involved; become a Questors member and take part in everything from acting and directing to lighting, front of house and stage design. We also deliver theatre training for all ages; find out about our Academy and Youth Theatre.

There are lots of reasons to discover The Questors:
  • You'll enjoy our theatre. We perform in our own high-quality theatre venue - with our 350-seat Judi Dench Playhouse & 90-seat Studio theatre.You'll enjoy our plays. Every year we stage a season of 15-20 plays, from modern dramas & comedies to classics of British & world theatre.
  • You'll enjoy our high quality. We're a member of the Society of Independent Theatres & one of the biggest drama groups in London. 
  • You'll enjoy our friendliness. Our front of house team are all Questors members. Our Grapevine bar features in the Good Beer Guide & is recognised by CAMRA.

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The Questors Present

How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

12 Jun - 20 Jun 20 | The Studio

How to Disappear Completely


The Questors Present

How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

Fin Kennedy

What makes us who we are?

Meet Charlie Hunt: successful advertising executive. He’s living the high-flying life of sleepless nights and bottomless bubbly. But there is one problem: everything is fake. Meanwhile Sophie, a pathologist, examines a lifeless body...

As Charlie is haunted by this woman, the falsities of his corporate world creep into mayhem and he is forced to buck the system. But just how many parts of himself can he give up before he stops existing?

This award-winning play follows one man’s dissociation with reality, as he embarks on a darkly surreal journey to escape himself. Come and discover how to disappear completely, without breaking a single law.


Suitable for ages14+ due to bad language and discussions of suicide and drug abuse.

Estimated running time: 2.5 hours including an interval.

Tickets: £14 (£12 conc, £7 under-16/student). Final Friday and Saturday: £18 (£15 conc, £9.50 under-16/student). First night only: £8

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