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The Questors

How to Spot An Alien

29 Jul - 31 Jul 21 | The Judi Dench Playhouse

How to Spot An Alien
Alex Marker


The Questors

How to Spot An Alien

Georgia Christou

A rip-roaring family show

When Jelly and Jonjo are forced to live with their mysterious Aunt Liena, they are suddenly plunged into an ominous new world, where doors are firmly locked, windows are blacked out and questions are strictly forbidden. But when their aunt begins to show alien-like qualities, their suspicions soon get the better of them…

Join two kids aboard their spaceship on an exhilarating adventure through the cosmos and beyond. But will they succeed on their mission to save the fate of curious kids everywhere?

A wonderfully quirky and fantastically fun family show, bursting with pet spiders, Strictly-Come Salsa and startling new solar systems. Written by BAFTA-nominated playwright and screenwriter Georgia Christou.

Runs 29-31 July for 5 performances only. There will be a relaxed performance on Saturday 31st at 2.30pm. A relaxed performance is a special performance aimed at those who may benefit from a more relaxed environment when going to the theatre. House lights will remain on and the doors open. Audience members will be free to leave and return at any point and make as much noise as they need to. Some stage and lighting effects will be omitted and the sound level reduced. Relaxed performances are particularly suitable for children and adults with physical and/or learning difficulties and very young children.

Due to social distancing there will be reduced seating, so make sure to get your tickets fast. When you come to our theatre, we ask that you please abide by our COVID safety measures, including mask-wearing and hand santizing. Please read our full COVID-19 statement by clicking HERE.



Tickets - Adults: £12. Children (those under 18): £8 (Must be accompanied by adult) Concessions: £10. Family ticket of 4 (either 2 Adults & 2 Children OR 1 Adult & 3 children): £35. QYT come free, but must be accompanied by adult (book by telephoning Box Office).
Jane Arnold-Forster

Box Office

Daily @ 7.00pm. Friday & Saturday @ 2.30pm & 7.00pm

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